I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
