So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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