i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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