Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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