I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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