Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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