Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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