She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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