I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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