im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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