I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The feeling are messing with the penis
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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