4 words: hood of his car
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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