Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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