did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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