So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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