I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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