dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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