before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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