That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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