4 words: hood of his car
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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