so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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