that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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