I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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