hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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