after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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