Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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