Don't you send me to vm
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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