Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
