whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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