she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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