Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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