So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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