I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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