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(201): View more from New Jersey

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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(252): View more from North Carolina

he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(949): View more from California

Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole

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