Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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