susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Randomize
