Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
