Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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