I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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