Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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