I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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