We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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