Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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