yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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