physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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