Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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