no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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