Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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