i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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