Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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