Porn is love you can see.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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