? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
