id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
This baby is an asshole
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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