is your mom at the bar?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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