It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
40s are totally the cure
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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